有哪些节目适合五六人的团队在晚会上表演？

说英语笑话的节目，下面列举五个英语笑话：

1、Boy:?Is?this?seat?emptyGirl:?Yes?and?this?one?will?be?if?you?sit?down.?男孩：这个座位是空的么？?女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。

2、Boy:?Can?I?buy?you?a?drinkGirl:?Actually?I'd?rather?have?the?money.?男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗？?女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。?

3、My?little?dog?can't?read?Mrs.?Brown:?Oh,?my?dear,?I?have?lost?my?precious?little?dog!?Mrs.?Smith:?But?you?must?put?an?advertisement?in?the?papers!Mrs.?Brown:?It's?no?use,?my?little?dog?can't?read.?

我的狗不识字。布朗夫人：哦，?亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！?史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！?布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

4、My?Wife?Will?Exchange?Them。A?gentleman?walks?into?a?store?and?asked?for?a?pair?of?gloves.?″Cloth?or?leather﹖″?asked?the?salesperson.″Makes?no?difference″replied?customer.?″What?color﹖″?asked?the?clerk.″Any″?he?responded.?

″Size﹖″?″Give?me?whatever?you?prefer″?the?gentleman?said?slightly?exasperated.?″My?wife?will?be?back?tomorrow?to?exchange?them.″?

反正我太太明天会来换的。一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。“您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。“那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。“什么颜色都成。”他回答。“号码呢？”“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”

5、Aphysics?Examination，Once?in?a?physics?examination,?Nick?finished?the?first?question?very?soon,?while?his?classmates?were?thinking?it?hard.The?question?was:?When?it?thunders?why?do?we?see?the?lighting?first,?then?hear?the?thunder?rolls

Nick‘s?answer:?Becauseour?eyes?are?before?ears.?

一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？

尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

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